Health Club Design Failure #1

Want to know how I keep my girlish figure?.....Estrogen. This and this should never be placed next to each other. Whenever two lumpy Hausfraus enter the weight room they waddle directly to the inner and outer leg machines where they mime a workout while gabbing about their lives of whiny desperation. They do sets of 100 with no weight and then rest for 5 minutes. When they finally get bored they stand up and trade places. Synchronized sitting is not an exercise and doing nothing is the same as doing something completely wrong.