Silly Blimp Attack Thought
A Goodyear blimp crashed last night in Florida and my silly cinematic blimp scene came to mind. This is in no way a mockery of what happened on 9-11. Believe you me I'd give my left one for this to have happened instead.
Evil doers hijack a blimp and they're going to fly it into a skyscraper. People on the ground and in the building see what's about to happen and they panic as the blimp attacks at full blimp speed, which I imagine is still comically slow. The blimp finally hits the building, flattens out a bit, and then bounces backward leaving the building unharmed. The End.