Deep Throat Was Mark Felts AND Linda Lovelace

One of the great mysteries of my generation was resolved yesterday when 91 year old Mark Felts admitted he was the leading inside source of information that helped bring down Richard Nixon in the Watergate Scandal. Here's a neat article about it that has a nice angle.

Now all I need to know is who shot JFK, where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, are space aliens among us and why they stopped brewing Tuborg Gold beer.