My T-Shirt Idea Is The Poop

My latest get rich scheme is a line of t-shirts that say on the front "I'm X Dumps Away From The Best Shape Of My Life", X being any number from 1 to 1000.

On the back would be a composite of this type of image with a small Tommy Toilet of R. Crumb fame underneath. The words would read "Push For Greatness!"

So, watta ya think?

As an added bonus, here's a Squat Toilet