You need to subscribe to get the original, but here's the text to a great piece from The Onion titled PERFORMANCE ARTIST SHOCKS U.S. OUT OF APATHETIC STUPOR.
Like the CBS Memos and Ward Churchill it's fake yet accurate. And funny.
Woody Allen said "Those who can’t do, teach. And those who can’t teach, teach gym." Those who can't perform become performance artists.
The original photos were great but here's some real performance artists who prove the point. What the? Nerd! Thank God for Oliver BaldBorg Pretty (Humorless) Former 70s NYC toilet-porn actress Annie Sprinkles Karen Finley in chocolate