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Friday, September 30, 2005

Punk Rock Punchlines

So far my only lasting contribution to the punk world has been to compile a list of punk rock jokes.

Cole was nice enough to make one up. Here 'tis:
Q. What did the knife say while listening to The Ramones? A. I wanna be serrated!
That's actually very funny. Of course now it becomes property of The Old Punks Megacorp, a division of NeoCon Industries, itself an LLC of ZOG Worldwide.


Blogger Robert G. said...

Q: What's the most common punk digestive malady?
A: Reflux of Pink Indians.

I promise I won't quit the day job.

1:07 PM

Blogger Emerson said...

glad i wasn't drinking 'cause that was spit-take worthy

2:23 PM

Blogger Richard said...

I think my joke was the only one ever submitted that wasn't in Q&A form.

8:16 AM


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