Punk Rock Punchlines
So far my only lasting contribution to the punk world has been to compile a list of punk rock jokes.
Cole was nice enough to make one up. Here 'tis:
Q. What did the knife say while listening to The Ramones? A. I wanna be serrated!That's actually very funny. Of course now it becomes property of The Old Punks Megacorp, a division of NeoCon Industries, itself an LLC of ZOG Worldwide.
posted by emerson at 12:08 PM
3 Comments:
Q: What's the most common punk digestive malady?
A: Reflux of Pink Indians.
I promise I won't quit the day job.
1:07 PM
glad i wasn't drinking 'cause that was spit-take worthy
2:23 PM
I think my joke was the only one ever submitted that wasn't in Q&A form.
8:16 AM
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