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Friday, May 20, 2005

Proof Of Something Maybe

Here's the classic coincidence list that's been blowing the minds of teens since 1963. It proves Kennedy was reincarnated from Lincoln and twice doomed. Maybe it means Kennedy's killers control everything and made all these things happen because they can. It also keeps conspiracy theorists too busy to discover their evil plans of world domination in service of their space alien or Christian Right masters. I think we can all agree it means we have no control over our lives so why even bother flushing the toilet or putting litter in its place..

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three! names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse.....
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...


Anonymous MikalM said...

One more:

Both the Lincoln and Kennedy assassinations have been blamed on shadowy conspiracies involving military and intelligence figures who opposed the Presidents' policies, with lowlife ex-soldiers and racist thugs used as triggermen.

Good to see you in Blogland, Emerson. Being an Old Punk myself, I always enjoyed your writings on the web site, and am glad you're still active.

8:47 PM

Blogger Emerson said...


Thank you. It's always nice not to be called a fascist poopie-head and pawn of the Bilderberg Group. My loyalties are to the Hollow Earth Mole Men.

3:42 AM


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