I Find This Very Very Funny

The disadvantages of pissing off America

Bachelor #1 looks like The Onion's baaaad-assss Herbert Kornfeld in the before pic. That after shot is halfway to this. Either that or Rasputin's wax figure was left out in the sun.

Bachelor #2 will be played on the big screen by human hedgehog Ron Jeremy.

If only Saddam was in the car with Bachelor #4